2/21/2012
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I’m in a cheeky mood, so…
Aries – Place someone above them. Be first to get what they want. Turn everything into a contest and win. Call them a coward. Make them wait.
Taurus – Hide or damage their valuables….
Sagittarius is also scarily accurate. Taking away my options or sweating the small stuff…grr!
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2/17/2012
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My dog looks like a fuzzy penis. That is all, bye.
i sat here laughing for like ten minutes
omFG THIS IS A DOG???????
OMFG
Bahahaha
2/16/2012
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2/15/2012
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| Q: | Does it ever get windy in Australia ? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do the plants grow? ( UK ). |
| A: | We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die. |
| Q: | Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? ( USA ) |
| A: | Depends how much you've been drinking. |
| Q: | I want to walk from Perth to Sydney - can I follow the railroad tracks? ( Sweden) |
| A: | Sure, it's only three thousand miles, take lots of water. |
| Q: | Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Australia? Can you send me a list of them in Brisbane, Cairns, Townsville and Hervey Bay ? ( UK ) |
| A: | What did your last slave die of? |
| Q: | Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Australia ? ( USA ) |
| A: | A-Fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe. |
| Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the Pacific which does not | |
| ... Oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Kings Cross. Come naked. | |
| Q: | Which direction is North in Australia ? (USA ) |
| A: | Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions. |
| Q: | Can I bring cutlery into Australia ? ( UK ) |
| A: | Why? Just use your fingers like we do... |
| Q: | Can I wear high heels in Australia ? ( UK ) |
| A: | You are a British politician, right? |
| Q: | Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is milk available all year round? ( Germany ) |
| A: | No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter/gatherers. |
| Milk is illegal. | |
| Q: | I have a question about a famous animal in Australia, but I forget its name. It's a kind of bear and lives in trees. ( USA ) |
| A: | It's called a Drop Bear. They are so called because they drop out of Gum trees and eat the brains of anyone walking underneath them. |
| You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking. | |
| Q: | Do you celebrate Christmas in Australia ? ( France ) |
| A: | Only at Christmas. |
| *Not really real for real, but very funny. |
2/13/2012
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Trolls trolling trolls.
(Source: logs.Omegle.com)
I love omegle.
(Source: logs.Omegle.com)
1/15/2012
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| "When I click on this blue E, this thing called... Microwave Internet Exploder pops up!" |
| "Yes ma'am. That's your web browser." |
| "What does it -do-?!" |
| "It takes you to pictures of cats. What else can I do for you today?" |
1/12/2012
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12/14/2011
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| ˟♫ Pixie♪˟: | ever forced yourself to listen to a bunch of dubstep to try and acquire a taste for it? |
| ˟♫ Pixie♪˟: | If I see the words "THIS IS SICK" or "DURRRRTY" written as a comment on one more thing I will be SICK and ILL all over the floor |
The brain spillage of Pixie!
